December 2011
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: will you sign this?
Them: sure
Them: wait, what is that?
Me: a marriage certificate
Them: but.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
plainwords:
You know…
I really think I’m suffering from neuroticism. lol. I need school even though I haven’t finish anything. everything’s half done. and it’s not even quality work. i know, i hate myself too.
that’s why i need school. i thrive on the fact that ib/school takes up my entire life. that’s how pathetic i am.
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
wardom:
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
i may know html
but i can’t rhyme